Inanimate Insanity Battle (Pilot)/Transcript

The Pericolo Island
Balloon: ...Wuuh? Umbrella... I never knew what you did to...awake me.

Umbrella: Yeah, well... I didn't want to know, either. But I guess repressing is was tearing us apart a pretty short-term solution, huh?

Balloon: As soon as I saw that Hotel Black Frozen. All I wanted to do was something that wasn't one of his... "tasks".

Umbrella: And, you accomplished that! This Hotel Black Frozen is yours.

Balloon: No, It's NOT! I left this Island to rebel against them, OJ & Popsicle making a reality show he'd hate, But he created Suitcase, he tricked me, hired me AND Nickel - And not a SINGLE THING I've done has been out of my control! Not MARSHMALLOW.

Umbrella: Not even saving you...? Why world he let that happen?

(OMINOUS WHIRRING, causing Balloon to shatter)

Umbrella: Uh, Balloon...?

Notebook: Umbrella...What was that?

Umbrella: It's think Balloon's Pops!

Notebook: We have to get the balloon recovery center!